RoadKill The Rose dies after you pick it!

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Age: 39
Hometown: Sick O City
Accepts Commissions: Yes
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Number of Visits: 8966

Background and Lifestyle

Marital Status Single
Smoker Yes
Drinker Yes
Education No Education
Children I don't want kids

Interests and Personality

BiographyGrew up near a forest and raised by weasels. The only food I got was road kill brought in by my parents the weasels. After finding a digital camera my dream came true. People paid me not to show them my artwork. After a while I set up the well known Road Side "ROAD KILL GRILL". All the customers agreed "Complements to the photo taker and the food is nasty".
Interests"Mustelidae and Mustela". The Dilbert Weasel Awards. Weasel Bike Clubs.
MusicWeasels ripped my flesh by the Mothers of Invention, Dead mans curve, anything by Ozzie Osbourne. Screeching Weasels Band, Piney Creek Weasels.
FilmsFriday the 13th,
TelevisionNightly news, oh ya the news is sick to.
BooksHistory of the animal grave yard, Road Kill Cookbook, Name that road kill 2nd eddition.
HeroesSir Graves Gastley, The Headless Horseman, Road crews, younger Ozzy Osbourne

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Joel_Clark

Totaly dig your photography.........keep creating!!

Teanoir

That rose in your avatar is living in my yard!

don ( Deleted user )

Yeah, Your bad to the bone, your photography is sharp and crisp. If this is Roadkill give me another helping, I like it.

Pluto

Hi Roadkill - thanks for adding me to your friends list. You seem to have a unique outlook on Art.

Gonta

Hello. your Photos very ery good. Zappa alive and Ozzy too!!! Greetins. Paco

NV

:) thank you !!!!!!!HUGS!!!

SallyMae

Plenty of roadkill for Mardi Gras and yet, not enough. Hope you are well.

AllaVissotskaya

Happy Valentine`s Day to you!Alla

creative_genius

Hello, I saw an unfortunate deceased squirrel on the road today and thought of you. How are you? I like 2 Cool Flowers, very nice!

swirl

this is the art of humour lol hahahahahaha crazy baby,swirl says swirl on into visit swirl gallery atswirls thanks eh! swirl

kjadamson

Merry Christmas! x

SallyMae

Is there roadkill on the runners of Santa's sleigh this evening? Merry Merry!

blindmanblu

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!!!

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giuliobaist

great giulio

SallyMae

I found roadkill in the boneyard and took picture. It is in 'field trip' gallery, 'cryptic paint can'

Sara

I absolutely LOVE Gray Lake! Your work is fantastic!!

sharon13

merry christmas thanks for the jolly hohoho...lol....have a good one :-) xxx

NENI

HELLO my dear friend! How have you been?? When you can, please vote for me on Saatchi showdown. You can click on the link below and it will take you to my photo: http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/showdown/index.php?showpic=102531. THANKS so much, LOVE. Valérie

whisperingforest

hey how are you! ^__^ i would really appreciate if you would check out my new artworks "nemesis" and "demon hunter" thanx a bunch!

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